‘New Tricks’ caption competition

Our favourite captions this week are…

“Keep walking and ignore the dead women in the background, we are on holiday.” (Mike Ambler)

“I best not be sat next to any of the writers.” (Jay Taylor)

“That’s it – we’ve had enough of all this “Royal Baby” nonsense – we’re outta here…” (Daniel Tuck)

“It’s alright for you Sandra, we’ve got to get through customs with these javelins sticking out of us!” (Stu Anderson)

“A brand new competition for New Tricks fans: can you guess which suitcase Alun Armstrong is hiding in?” (Patrick McCafferty)