The fourth series of supernatural drama Being Human continues next weekend on BBC Three with Hold the Front Page.
Teenage vampire Adam is madly in love with no-nonsense head teacher Yvonne, much to the dismay of our heroes, and they’re on the run from the press, who see the relationship as a scandal.
Series 4 Episode 5 airs at 9pm on Sunday 4th March on BBC Three. To whet your appetite, here are ten teasing lines of dialogue from the episode…
» “Your face is a poem, your voice is wine, your eyes are a symphony, and you have spectacular jubblies.”
» “Piss-sticks!”
» “We did the foxtrot naked. And that’s not even a euphemism.”
» “I could show you my stakes! I’ve named ’em: Thor, Conan, Beowulf, Duncan…”
» “That Brad Pitt guy, he was all over you like a rash.”
» “If we’re not there by 7 my cock will explode!”
» “There is a staircase in that hallway and on that staircase will be a naughty-step. Do I make myself clear?”
» “Listen, Fred Bassett, I will take you down!”
» “You know when I was 16 a photographer told me I was pretty enough to be in a catalogue. A catalogue, Hal!”
» “Kill the baby, then drain me dry.”
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