Before you ask if this is a saucy audiobook gone too far – it isn’t. This ain’t the real Morgan Freeman, just like it ain’t the real Morgan Freeman doing the MoreThan adverts on telly. It’s a damn good impression, though – by Josh Robert Thompson, who has successfully parodied the actor’s voice on Family Guy – and it gives the poorly-written (and very much NSFW) BDSM the kind of gravitas that only Mr F can provide.