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Our favourite captions this week are…

“Rumours of budget cuts at the BBC costume department are confirmed as the Corporation reveal the choice of outfits for the new Doctor…” (Patrick McCafferty)

“Jo Grant celebrates the remake of ‘The Three Doctors’.” (themagma)

“McCoy, Baker and Pertwee had buffed up. How else could they compete with sexy Tennant?” (Matt Dennis)

“We better draw lots for who has to tell John Barrowman he’s missed this.” (themagma)

“That’s not a sonic screwdriver!” (Bernie)