10 of the funniest one-liners from ‘The Inbetweeners’

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The Inbetweeners 2 rocketed to the top of the UK box office earlier this year, enjoying the biggest opening weekend of 2014 and achieving the biggest ever opening day for a comedy.

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To celebrate the film’s release on Steelbook, Blu-ray, DVD and VOD ahead of Christmas, we’ve compiled some of Neil, Jay, Will and Simon’s best one-liners…

 

“I got this amazing new app called Grindr, and immediately found loads of new friends.” Neil

 

“I’m a principled man, and one of those principles turns out to be I’ll do literally anything a girl asks me to.” Will

 

“Oh everyone look at me, I’ve got a girlfriend and I love going round her house and listening to her sh*t music and laughing at her sh*t jokes and pretending that she’s fit when she isn’t even that fit.” Jay

 

“I stopped believing in god when I realised it was just dog spelt backwards.” Neil

 

“So smelling like an industrial accident in a Lynx factory and looking like the world’s sh*ttest boyband, we hit the town.” Will

 

“You’d better bring your wellies because you’ll be knee-deep in clunge.” Jay

 

“Bit over dramatic, it’s only a boll**k.” Will

 

“Feisty one, you are!” Will (in the style of Yoda)

 

“But Sir, look at his blazer for starters! He’s got an actual briefcase! His shoes are clumpy, his hair’s a bit gay and that badge! I mean, the badge alone.” Simon

 

“Yeah, you sit on your arm ’til your hand goes dead. Ten, 15 minutes is normally enough. And then when you w**k, it feels like someone else is doing it.” Neil

 

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