Yes. We’re really doing this.

The Doctors, ranked by eyebrows. You don’t get this quality of highbrow journalism anywhere else, people.

Which incarnation of the Time Lord fares best above the eyes? After all, if you’re going to be staring dramatically at Daleks and trying not to blink at Weeping Angels, you need a good set of eyebrows to furrow.

So why not take a brows through our hair-raising countdown and see if you agree?

 

13. The Eleventh Doctor

‘They’re just delicate,’ he says in ‘The Time of The Doctor’, after Clara makes fun of him. So delicate that they’re the Schrodinger’s Cat of eyebrows; locked in quantum superposition, simultaneously there and not there on his head.

 

12. The Fifth Doctor

Kamelion had more eyebrow than the Fifth Doctor. I’m guessing Five was briefly subject to toxic gasses in the Praxis range and they just dropped off…

 

11. The Fourth Doctor

Do you know why the Fourth Doctor liked to wear a big hat and all that curly hair? It wasn’t to go with that scarf, it was to hide his disappointing brows.

 

10. The Eighth Doctor

Developing admirable between 1996’s TV Movie and 2013’s ‘Night of The Doctor’, Eight’s clearly been working on his grooming while travelling around in his off-screen adventures.

 

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