Public Access Television in America basically means that anybody can make their own show about anything. There’s no limit, no exceptions and – of course – no quality control.

So, if some enthusiastically demented lady in an outsized Federation uniform from Star Trek: The Motion Picture wants to make ‘a whole video devoted to the rainbow sponge’, there’s nobody to stop her or point out that she hasn’t taken her medication. If you find gloves incredible, love a good wiggle and can’t use sponges to paint without slipping into inadvertent innuendo or giving worryingly orgasmic shrieks, this clip is for you…