Drugs and alcohol are bad for you, kids. Under ordinary circumstances, CultBox would wholeheartedly recommend – in the words of Ronald Reagan and the cast of Grange Hill in the 1980s – that you Just Say No.

However, after viewing this clip, it’s highly likely that some form of recreational stimulant will be required. When young Ben is rejected by a group of his peers (i.e. more prepubescents with a hideous lack of acting talent), he turns to Cosmo, a man that almost certainly appears on some kind of register, who takes his young associate in his ‘magic fate elevator’ to the ‘dungeon of ignorance’ and introduces him to his friends Booze, Pot, Cocaine and Heroin. CALL CHILDLINE NOW.