In next week’s Skins, metalhead Rich is forced into pairing up with Grace to learn how to chat up girls.

We’ve picked out ten teasing lines of dialogue from the episode, which airs at 10pm on Thursday 3rd February on E4…

► “I don’t care if they’re one-legged dead hermaphrodites – I need sex… soon.”

► “I’m gonna partner you up. I’ll be like Cilla Black. With a dick.”

► “I give you the angel of death…”

► “My experience of girls is mostly being beaten up by them.”

► “I think it’s best if I stay undercover.”

► “No offence, but you kinda represent everything I despise in the world.”

► “This is the worst idea since genocide. Possibly even worse.”

► “No one’s got a fucking clue who I am and what I can do.”

► “I can smell your pants from here.”

► “Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.”