‘Convenience forever, freshness never!’

It’s easy to say The Simpsons’ peak is long behind it. It’s easy to say because it’s true. In fact, the most enjoyable parts of latter-day, widescreen, HD Simpsons are frequently at the very beginning of the episode, in the title sequence and the couch gag. There’s just such an instance of opening inspiration in … >

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‘Have you seen Bungle’s twanger?’

Back in the 1970s and 1980s, the relationship between the BBC and ITV was a friendly rivalry rather than a bloody war of attrition for ratings. Each Christmas, the teams at each channel would exchange tapes of outtakes and rude spoofs that were never intended for general viewing… just because it was a nice thing … >

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‘Sha-dooby, shattered…’

The spectacularly violent but ludicrously camp 1980s sci-fi Schwarzenegger vehicle Total Recall is being remade as a spectacularly violent and not-at-all camp 2010s sci-fi vehicle for Colin Farrell. The new re-imaginingmakeboot is due out in August this year, and while it’s tragically unlikely that the wooden-faced sub-Bondian gags, the triple-bosomed hooker or the exploding woman’s … >

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‘Cider is very good, but it makes people sleepy.’

What was the first television series for young people to show its youthful viewers the unvarnished truth about the shocking effects of alcohol abuse? Byker Grove? Press Gang? Hollyoaks? Wrong, wrong and wrongest. It was, in fact, a show which predates them all: Camberwick Green. In the middle of the day, while he should be … >

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Win ‘Wilfred’ DVDs!

The original version of Wilfred, the multi-award winning Australian comedy series about a foul-mouthed, beer-swilling, pot-smoking dog that thinks it’s human (and the inspiration behind the recent US remake starring Elijah Wood) is out now on DVD as two separate releases, Wilfred: Season 1 and Wilfred: Season 1, both courtesy of Fabulous Films. To celebrate, … >

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‘I just want to tell you both: good luck. We’re all counting on you.’

Following his mind-spangling reworking of The Five Doctors, Farmergeddon71’s subsequent slice of inspired Doctor Who remix lunacy involves Leslie Nielsen, Sarah Jane Smith, Darth Vader, two incarnations of the Master and Kylie Minogue. Oh, and Peter Davison looking medically relaxed throughout. If that’s not enough, Flight of the Darned also includes an animated Alpha Centauri … >

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Keith Chegwin’s TV choices

TV presenter Keith Chegwin stars alongside Joe Tracini (Coming of Age), Tony Blackburn (BBC Radio 2), Joe Pasquale, Russell Grant (Strictly Come Dancing) in new comedy horror film Kill Keith, out on DVD next week.

Kill Keith sees much-loved television personalities being gruesomely despatched using a variety of breakfast condiments and as the body count grows, so does the hysteria. There appears to be no stopping the Breakfast Cereal Killer as he marches relentlessly towards his ultimate goal… to kill Keith!

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We caught up with Keith to find out what he likes to watch to relax between filming…

Favourite TV show to watch before going to sleep:

“Sherlock Holmes. I love a good story and a good plot. I also enjoy competent acting. Sherlock has all those qualities.”

Favourite TV show to cheer you up:

“Graham Norton on Friday nights. I love him and the guests. It’s pure escapism and sets you up for a good weekend.”

TV show that reminds you of your childhood:

“Anything that has the words Robin Hood! I was a RH fan as a kid and would make my own bow and arrows to shoot in the garden. Having a TV series and a film on the go is brill for me.”

TV show that reminds you of being a teenager:

Big Brother – I shared a house with lots of mates and hated it too!”

Favourite “guilty pleasure” TV show:

Question Time or Newsnight. My family hate ’em – for some unknown reason I’m engrossed by them!”

TV show that you find most addictive:

Britain’s Got Talent or I’m a Celebrity or Dancing on Ice or The X Factor. Love them all. I love the winter months – these are great to snuggle up to.”

Axed TV show that you most wish would return:

“Anything I’ve been in during the last 44 years on TV. The repeat fees are rather good and I looked better then!”

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‘Your wife’s pregnant!’

Spoilers are the last great currency of the world. If they could be converted to hard cash, the global economic crisis could be either solved or worsened, depending on who gleefully leaked details of the new Doctor Who girl or who nobly kept news of the latest Dexter season finale to themselves. Spoilers, as River … >

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Win ’21 Jump Street’ t-shirts!

To celebrate the release of action comedy 21 Jump Street, in cinemas now, we’ve got 10 t-shirts to give away! For a chance to win, all you have to do is ‘like’ our Facebook page here and write on our Facebook wall telling us who plays Jenko in the movie… > Watch the latest movie … >

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