The spectacularly violent but ludicrously camp 1980s sci-fi Schwarzenegger vehicle Total Recall is being remade as a spectacularly violent and not-at-all camp 2010s sci-fi vehicle for Colin Farrell.

The new re-imaginingmakeboot is due out in August this year, and while it’s tragically unlikely that the wooden-faced sub-Bondian gags, the triple-bosomed hooker or the exploding woman’s head that says ‘Get ready for a surprise!’ will have made it past the modern Hollywood taste police, it’s entirely possible that the producers will have splashed out on a lot of sugar glass to recreate the zillions of shattered panes in the original – which just happen to have been gathered together here…