Before Kiefer Sutherland became Touch’s Martin Bohm – reluctant, family-oriented hero with a hoarse voice who whispers ‘Dammit!’ like no other man on the Earth – he was Jack Bauer, the reluctant family-oriented hero with a hoarse voice who whispered ‘Dammit!’ like no other man on Earth… only with a teenage daughter who made his life a living hell by constantly getting into trouble (and cougar traps) rather than a silent, psychic son safely ensconced in a secure boarding home.

Yep, in 24, Kim Bauer blundered from one crisis to another – and here, Funny Or Die pay tribute to her propensity for making her dad’s already fraught days even worse…