C3P0 may spends his time chilling in the Falcon with his buddy R2, but what he really wants to be is your droidfriend.

Despite the homoerotic glances he shares with Luke Skywalker and some confusing references that seem to be aimed at sworn enemy Han Solo, it seems to be Oola – Jabba the Hutt’s private dancer – who’s really caught the protocol droid’s eye in this Justin Bieber spoof beamed in directly from the planet Tatooine. His communication has six million forms, girl. You know what he’s talking about.