From the people who brought you ‘The Doctors ranked by Eyebrows’, CultBox sinks even lower, to eye-level in fact, and bring you the 10 best things The Doctor has ever worn on his face(s)…

 

6. The Eye-Drive

Whether common pirate, high-ranking member of SPECTRE, or Director of SHIELD, everyone looks badass with an eyepatch.

The Doctor is no exception, sporting a fashionable example from the famed ‘5:02 pm in a Collapsing Universe’ Collection of the Spring 2011 eyewear line by the reputed Kovarian & Co.

Vogue called it ‘an indispensable modern update on Lethbridge-Stewart’s classic 1970s ‘Inferno’ range’. Well they didn’t. But they should.

 

5. Ten’s 3D Glasses

They’re just a pair of those simple cardboard anaglyph stereoscopic specs that they used for 3D movies in the Fifties and which you occasionally see sellotaped to comics.

But did you also know they can let you see ‘Void stuff’? Yes they can. Why, I saw some just the other day when doing some heavy dusting. WARNING: prolonged wearing while looking for ‘Void stuff’ can lead to headaches.

 

4. The First Doctor’s Monocle

Monocles are cool. They’re like…umm…opposite eyepatches. And one day the monocle will come back into fashion.

Yes, one day it shall come back. Until then there must be no regrets, no tears, no tears anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that monocles are cool.

 

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