‘Not now, you idiot!’

Times were clearly hard at MI6 during the 1990s. M had to make endless series of As Time Goes By, James Bond had to pretend to be a rich playboy committing audacious art heists and even Miss Moneypenny had to appear in an episode of Inspector Morse to make ends meet. Hit hardest of all, … >

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‘I find a computer indispensible…’

When buying anything from a megalomaniac überbastard, James Bond needs to know his man is up to speed with modern technology. Happily, Christopher Walken’s Max Zorin is clearly something of a computer whizz…

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‘Double Oh…?’

The act of saying the same thing over and over again until it has no meaning and sounds ridiculous has long since been elevated to an art form by politicians, but it’s sad to find MI6 caught in the same web of babble. Here, James Bond, M, Q and a plethora of baddies quote two … >

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