The Doctor Who Emergency Fanw*nk Hotline Week 9: ‘Empress of Mars’
This article contains spoilers for The Empress of Mars, which in turn contains spoilers for The Thing.
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This article contains spoilers for The Empress of Mars, which in turn contains spoilers for The Thing.
This article contains spoilers for ‘The Lie of the Land’, and like ‘The Lie of the Land’ it contains a number of potentially good ideas, many of which will remain unexplored.
This article contains spoilers for ‘The Pyramid at the End of the World’, as in it has 11 attempts at jokes that don’t make sense unless you’ve watched it. It doesn’t contain spoilers as in the unfortunate feature of car design that – if crop tops and distressed jeans are anything to go by – … >
So, it turns out this was nothing to do with Warren Ellis and Michelle Gomez gave a very restrained performance. One of these was more unexpected than the other. Consider your options, and then pick whichever one of these false realities most appeals to you: Press 1 if you weren’t expecting an episode based on … >
On and on, and on, and on it goes. The world it just keeps spinning. Until I’m dizzy, time to breathe. So close my eyes and start again anew. No one here remembers Willy Mason do they? How about JJ72? Oh well, please yourselves. Ring up and press things as you wish… Press 1 … >
Hello you. This article contains spoilers for ‘Knock Knock’. “Spoilers for Knock Knock” was also a popular Edwardian euphemism, but not for what you’d expect. So, assuming you have signal or still keep your landline handy, dial all the numbers and press the following buttons IN ACCORD WITH YOUR WHIMS: Press 1 if you … >
Hello you. This article contains spoilers for ‘Thin Ice’, and is comprised only of bad choices. To make one, simply act irrationally based on your hates and fears, or ring this imaginary hotline and press the number most suited to your query: Press 1 if you spent this episode anticipating the Daily Mail haemorrhaging … >
Hello. This article contains spoilers for ‘Smile’. It also contains spoilers for ‘The Ark in Space’. If you haven’t seen ‘The Ark in Space’ you should find it and watch it right now. I will wait. Good isn’t it? ‘The Beast Below’ is also better than I remembered, last time I watched it, if you … >
Hello. This article contains spoilers for ‘The Pilot’. Indeed, it won’t make any sense unless you’ve watched and listened and paid attention during ‘The Pilot’. It may still not make sense. I don’t know all of you, I’m in no position to judge. Basically, if you have any stress or important, fannish questions about ‘The … >
The Zygons are making another comeback with a two-part adventure in the new season of Doctor Who, written by Peter Harness (‘Kill the Moon’). To celebrate their return, following their brief reappearance in 2013’s ‘The Day of the Doctor’, we decided to take a look at which other classic monsters and villains are overdue a … >