Take a brows through our hair-raising countdown of the Doctors, ranked by their eyebrows…

5. The First Doctor

A professorial set, whether perched high while glowering superciliously at Chatterton, I mean Chesterton, or accented by a monocle. You’re still reading this? You truly are a Doctor Who fan.

4. The Seventh Doctor

Excellent eyebrows here, which is a surprise and relief. You’d have expected them to have been blown off long ago, what with all that Nitro-9 Ace was chucking about.

3. The Second Doctor

For sheer volume the Second Doctor places highly. And they look so gosh darned adorable, knitting together as he plays the recorder or stares confusedly at Salamander (his evil-eyebrowed lookalike) in ‘Enemy of the World’.

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